Bravo, James! This is brilliant! To add to my previous comment, if the IDF didn't drone Jesus, they would've dropped a 2,000 lb. bomb on the Last Supper after determining his location with Where's Daddy?, at which there would've been no food, wine or water, and they would've blown Jesus and his 12 disciples and the immediate neighbourhood to smithereens! And you're right, Jesus would've been branded an antisemite and a self-hating Jew!
You (and your followers) got your money's worth from "The Holy Consultant," a deftly slashing delight to read, though I should find a more suitable word than "delight" given that the issue is fundamentally that of genocide. I would suggest inquiring to see if Haaretz would run it, to say nothing of the Times of Israel and the Jerusalem Post, so that the message would get closer to those who need to read it.
There would be some delight (here the word is fitting) seeing the smugly oblivious Zionists go apoplectic.
You may wish to check this out, go to https://www.haaretz.com/contact-us, click the "Haaretz Content" box, then under the FAQs see "Submit an opinion article," and see where that leads.
Bravo, James! This is brilliant! To add to my previous comment, if the IDF didn't drone Jesus, they would've dropped a 2,000 lb. bomb on the Last Supper after determining his location with Where's Daddy?, at which there would've been no food, wine or water, and they would've blown Jesus and his 12 disciples and the immediate neighbourhood to smithereens! And you're right, Jesus would've been branded an antisemite and a self-hating Jew!
You (and your followers) got your money's worth from "The Holy Consultant," a deftly slashing delight to read, though I should find a more suitable word than "delight" given that the issue is fundamentally that of genocide. I would suggest inquiring to see if Haaretz would run it, to say nothing of the Times of Israel and the Jerusalem Post, so that the message would get closer to those who need to read it.
There would be some delight (here the word is fitting) seeing the smugly oblivious Zionists go apoplectic.
Haha, thanks and much appreciated. Haaretz, maybe but I don’t know that the other would.
Hey, if anyone knows someone! 😂
You may wish to check this out, go to https://www.haaretz.com/contact-us, click the "Haaretz Content" box, then under the FAQs see "Submit an opinion article," and see where that leads.
Sent, most likely the death of me. If this account goes quiet, it wasn’t suicide. 😂
"If this account goes quiet, it wasn’t suicide."
Although it would be portrayed as such in the Ziomedia, quoting "officials" and "unnamed sources..."
Good luck (to us, and the rest of world too!) that they run it.
Thanks for the laugh of gallows humor!
ADDENDUM: Speaking of the Ziomedia, this just in from Mondoweiss, "Mainstream obituaries are erasing Pope Francis’s deep concern for Palestine,"
https://mondoweiss.net/2025/04/mainstream-obituaries-are-erasing-pope-franciss-deep-concern-for-palestine/?ml_recipient=152382555533870515&ml_link=152382463467848750